The GB10 Hall of Fame Classic Lines

there is this cool new invetion called a toaster..

uh Dave........I used the toaster.

put it on setting #3 and it wasnt done enough for me, so i upped the # and pushed the button down and walked out of the kitchen...

next thing I smell is something burning and then the smoke detector went off............uh huh!!

My first initial reaction was OH **** NOW WHAT?

I unplugged the toaster but had to call Mike to ask him how to turn the smoke alarm off

I felt like a retard standing on the counter waving a towel in front of it...(but it worked finally) *whew*

Its a good thing I didnt have access to a sledgehammer, or we'd be re-doing the ceiling

poor Mike...    But hey, I didnt have to spend the rest of the night by myself (thats one way to get him home)

I've always said my place is not in the kitchen, and literally if u cant handle the smoke, then you best get out of mine

giggling...(because its what i do best, well and my bedroom etiquette)  lol...

not a big deal, really (**** happens)...  I'm sure I'm not the only person who's burnt a pop-tart

and I eat pop-tarts all the time, this was my first time burning it...

With Mike home, he likes his toast barely toasted, thats why the setting was so low on the toaster,
I on the other hand want toast damnt, not a warm slice of bread...

and another thing the toaster was set on bagel, which means only one side of my pop-tart was getting cooked...

which is why my pop-tart wasnt cooked to my liking to begin with...

he should get his own toaster and leave mine alone...


GB10 POLL

WHAT IS THE BIGGER TRAIN WRECK WAITING TO HAPPEN?

A) LINSAY LOHAN WITH A DIME BAG OF CRANK IN A NIGHTCLUB ON FREE DRINKS FOR LADIES NIGHT
B) VAL IN THE KITCHEN

Category: General

Let the clubbing begin

Score: 77March 20, 2012 9:01 am
Good Tuesday Morning GB10, I'm in meetings pretty much from 10:00 - 4:00...going to be a busy day.

I've still got a permanent smile on my face thinking about the Broncos bringing Peyton Manning in to lead the offense...we'll find out real quick how good Demaryius Thomas and Eric Decker are going to be.  I suspect that Jeff Saturday and Dallas Clark will be joining the fold within the next week or two...just makes too much sense not to put as much of that offense back together as is possible.

But, what if you heart Fred?  now whats a girl to do?

you can still blow him... just don't trade with him

I'd certainly be willing to accept this stipulation...just don't make me drive 12 hours round trip to collect on it.

LM(F)AO!!!
shhhh....just dont tell him 
He can't resist my lips around his johnson.....I can almost hear him cummmmming now

I can almost visualize you looking up at me from your knees right now...SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!

Fred should be registered as a trade preditor until the deadline is over

With Bib not participating in the league, I haven't even considered bringing out the club yet...JEEEEESH!!!!



These few posts absolutely belong in the GB10 HOF...someone make it happen.

Category: Fantasy Baseball

Fred is so desperate for pitching he offered me Ken Griffey Jr, Wade Boggs AND Don Matingly for Tim Lincecum... and I am not even in his league

Category: MLB

Get baptized with 10's and added too

February 7, 2012 3:49 am
Good morning GB10 


The Giants do seem to bring out the worst in the Patriots. They can't seem to play a mistake free game against them. Some of which is self inflicked. For a stretch during the second quarter, and the first drive of the third quarter, it was the Patriots that had the momentum. When they were playing like that, it seemed as though they might actually start to pull away. Then for the rest of the game they played tight and were error prone. I give credit to the Giants for this change of fortune, but I do believe some of it was their own doing. 

 Once again congrats to the Giants and thier fans. 

Have a terrific Tuesday!  


February 7, 2012 4:33 am
Haha! Patriots go down again! Fun game to watch. I only picked the Patriots in hopes of winning the Pick ems. I was going to pick the Giants until Dave changed his pick. Damn you Dave! Nice message on the voicemail, lol
HAWKS4ETERNITY
February 7, 2012 9:36 am

where is the Loser with the backwards L when you need him

Change your name to Val, and talk dirty to him...  lol...
valencourt

Get baptized with 10's and added too

February 7, 2012 10:09 am

Once again congrats to Dave and his fans. 

Have a terrific Tuesday! 

Thanks Meuse!

and if you REALLY think Hawks was gonna pick the Giants, I know a bridge for sale in NYC that goes to Brooklyn 
 IU DAVE RETURNS

February 7, 2012 10:59 am
I was. I knew Meuse wouldn't go against his beloved Pats. The only thing secret about his picks was his score prediction. When you initially made your, I was foaming at the mouth! Then you changed your pick. The only recourse I had was to pick the Pats and hope I could overcome the 2 points that separated me from Meuse assuming the Pats could pull it out of their ass. It didn't happen. My hats off to you Dave. You FINALLY won something and have proven that their still are heroes left in the world! LOL, your voicemail was epic you drunk bastard.
HAWKS4ETERNITY
February 7, 2012 12:11 pm

Thanks Meuse!

so now I have to grow a set of nuts to get a thanks from you   JEEEEEEEEEEESH!
valencourt

February 7, 2012 8:04 pm

so now I have to grow a set of nuts to get a thanks from you

get naked, stand infront of a mirror and bend over slightly and I will show you what it would look like... Thanks

and thank you to everyone who said congrats...

time to go back to the retired Heros home.... 


Category: NFL

I had an interview with the WNBA team the Silver Stars Thursday  (theyre owned by the people that own the Spurs, Austin Torros, and a Hockey team in that area)

You would need a step ladder to hit the Booty on those WNBA girls

Category: Fantasy